haha

I work at a daycare and these are some funny lines I got from my four year old Pre-K kids today....

"I'm going to throw a hammer at this school until it breaks!!!" - a kid very angry with me

"I CUT THE HOLE IN MY SHIRT SO I COULD POKE MY FINGER THROUGH IT AND TICKLE MY TUMMY!!!!" - a kid crying and screaming as he says this after cutting a hole in the front of his shit

"Yeah, my dad lets me use guns at the house...like he doesn't even care if i blow the basketball hoop up." - four year old

"Faith just told me babies come from your buuuutt, tell me thats not true teacher" - 4 year old girl

"do NOT squish God's creations, that bug didn't do anything to you guys" - four year old girl

oh gosh, i love my kids !